New Typewriter - April 08
Testiig typewriteeer. Not easy. How o did they do it-? Well. Practice. Martha at the office t aps at Mach 5. I can hardly think for her incessant tapping. I,,ve een told to get withn the times but handwritten is surely best. I can;t even do n apostrophe correctly. ,,,.;"... Th t's it. It was over the 8. Nonsensical contraption. Mrark my words, this ishow it all ends. Mustandgs nd atomic bombs all create created to the beat of a thousand million taps. Out capacity for evil was minimized when we had the limit ations of a pencil nd paper was a rarity. Conspiracy spreads at the speed of information. The Lutheraans understoodvth is. God h ting beings thstn they are.
Anyw ys; begin report: @ approx 1300hours Sentator Coleman was seen engaging in relations with known actor Sidney Poitier, a male. Due to his leftist sympathies and sexual proclivities I believe we can assume wuth a large amount of certinty that this man is a communist. I present this information to the Committe of unAmerican activit activities in the hopes that it may benefit our mutual allegiance to the STate. And fur theremore, that t his information mayn bew used to manipulate Sen. Coleman to provide us with insider information RE: the communist Party at the threa t of his career.
Please let me know how you would like to proceed.
Yours Truly, Joseph Treller
P.S. Please excuss my poor typing. We are attempting to modernise at the expense of clarity.